laughcentre:

don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes

Friends rewatch - 2x13 – The One After the Superbowl (Part 2)

rnonopoly:

WHEN YOU SEE THE SPIDER

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(Source: spacae)

apple-saucy:

spookynez:

chaosprancing:

superwholockgarfield:

morgrana:

OMG so I just figured out the word “hurt”

it’s past, present and future

you will be hurt

you are hurt

you were hurt

BECAUSE IF SOMETHING TRULY HURT, IT NEVER REALLY STOPS

you poetic little shit

it’s because… it’s an adjective… …

you will be stupid

you are stupid

you were stupid

BECAUSE IF SOMEONE IS TRULY STUPID, THEY NEVER REALLY STOP

caramellsamosa:

Complimenting my friends like

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(Source: forget-me-not-be-my-friend)

weavemunchers:

if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports

chickenstab:

halloween’s coming early on tumblr

pocketcucco:

I’m going to leave it there for the 4am crew to find when the lights come on

pocketcucco:

I’m going to leave it there for the 4am crew to find when the lights come on