nerd-flirt:

I’d need the Triforce of Courage to ask out someone as pretty as you.
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nerd-flirt:

I’d need the Triforce of Courage to ask out someone as pretty as you.

Submitted by the-one-true-alpha. Thanks!

See more Legend of Zelda pick up lines [here].

steadymobbing:

steadymobbing:

i asked my mom how she met my dad and she said at a college basketball game this guy got distracted and got hit by the ball and got a huge bloody nose and he came up to her after the game and said “i was distracted by you” with like blood all over his face and jersey

so i asked my dad and he said “my friend told me he’d give me 10 bucks if i asked a girl out with my broken nose and she said yes”

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zaynmalif:

what an icon

warriorinthemaking:

lucas better keep his little mouth shut

warriorinthemaking:

lucas better keep his little mouth shut

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naamahdarling:

rockees:

a ferocious beast

i will reblog these everytime i see them because she is just such a precious little ball of predatory fury