Hidden in my Mind


what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired


Me: What’s up angels?

Angels: Nothin much, just hanging here.


Michael’s Stupidly Attractive Face » Ouroboros 

When Michael Does the Hot but Angry Thing



i miss when i was like 12 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake

this is the realist shit on this website

Well any normal person would just leave it alone, but I’m not a normal person and nobody was home…

Tim Hawkins: Yoga Pants

This phrase, out of context, describes my life.

(via keeperofthetardis)

When ONE facepalm isnt enough.


When ONE facepalm isnt enough.

As the bride walks down the isle (songs you shouldn't sing)
Tim: What's love got to do, got to do with it?
Tim: She's my best friend's girl, but she used to be mine!
Tim: I heard it from a friend who heard it from a friend who heard it from another you been messin' around...
Tim: ...But I still haven't found what I'm looking for.
Tim: Go on; take the money and run!
Tim: You can't always get what you want. But you can try sometimes. You might find you get what you need.
Tim: Dude looks like a lady!
Tim: Sometimes my wife gets mad at me for behaving wrong in her dreams.
Wife: I had a horrible dream last night. Wanna hear about it?
Tim: No.
Wife: I'm going to tell you anyways. A Grizzly bear was chasing me through the woods with his teeth. He was going to eat me and you did nothing. You just sat there and didn't do a thing!
Tim: What was I doing?
Wife: You were playing poker with a rabbit, that's what you were doing. And that's the thing! You would do something like that! You would play poker with a rabbit while I was being eaten by a bear. Luckily a giant unicorn came and saved me. That's how I got saved. Not by you!