Hidden in my Mind

largecoin:

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

seefe-rising-demon:

Me: What’s up angels?

Angels: Nothin much, just hanging here.

idareyoutodobetter:

Michael’s Stupidly Attractive Face » Ouroboros 

When Michael Does the Hot but Angry Thing

elation-success:

mydogsnokes:

i miss when i was like 12 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake

this is the realist shit on this website

Well any normal person would just leave it alone, but I’m not a normal person and nobody was home…

Tim Hawkins: Yoga Pants

This phrase, out of context, describes my life.

(via keeperofthetardis)
azatoi-flore:

When ONE facepalm isnt enough.

azatoi-flore:

When ONE facepalm isnt enough.

As the bride walks down the isle (songs you shouldn't sing)
Tim: What's love got to do, got to do with it?
Tim: She's my best friend's girl, but she used to be mine!
Tim: I heard it from a friend who heard it from a friend who heard it from another you been messin' around...
Tim: ...But I still haven't found what I'm looking for.
Tim: Go on; take the money and run!
Tim: You can't always get what you want. But you can try sometimes. You might find you get what you need.
Tim: Dude looks like a lady!
Tim: Sometimes my wife gets mad at me for behaving wrong in her dreams.
Wife: I had a horrible dream last night. Wanna hear about it?
Tim: No.
Wife: I'm going to tell you anyways. A Grizzly bear was chasing me through the woods with his teeth. He was going to eat me and you did nothing. You just sat there and didn't do a thing!
Tim: What was I doing?
Wife: You were playing poker with a rabbit, that's what you were doing. And that's the thing! You would do something like that! You would play poker with a rabbit while I was being eaten by a bear. Luckily a giant unicorn came and saved me. That's how I got saved. Not by you!